White Collar - "Fall Colors"
Title: Fall Colors
Author: TeeJay
whitecollar100 Prompt: Autumn (seasonal prompt)
Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Neal
Word Count: 300
Rating: PG
Warning: Spoilers for 1x14 'Out Of The Box'
Summary: Central Park in autumn prompts Neal to go back to something he hasn't done in a long time.
Author's Note: This was written for Round 4 of
thenewpub 's writing session on June 18, 2011. The prompt was Cities & Skylines - New York. And of course I wrote this with the seasonal prompt in mind too. One fits all, haha! :o)
Disclaimer: White Collar, its characters and its settings belong to Jeff Eastin and USA Network. And, guys? Your characters are not only welcome, they're wonderful. I'm just borrowing, I promise.
( Fall Colors )
Author: TeeJay
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Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Neal
Word Count: 300
Rating: PG
Warning: Spoilers for 1x14 'Out Of The Box'
Summary: Central Park in autumn prompts Neal to go back to something he hasn't done in a long time.
Author's Note: This was written for Round 4 of
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Disclaimer: White Collar, its characters and its settings belong to Jeff Eastin and USA Network. And, guys? Your characters are not only welcome, they're wonderful. I'm just borrowing, I promise.
White Collar - "Hidden Message"
Title: Hidden Message
Author: TeeJay
whitecollar100 Prompt: #50 Hat
Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Peter, Jones, mentions of Neal
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Peter knows Neal hasn't run. Or has he?
Disclaimer: White Collar, its characters and its settings belong to Jeff Eastin and USA Network. And, guys? Your characters are not only welcome, they're wonderful. I'm just borrowing, I promise.
( Hidden Message )
Author: TeeJay
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Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Peter, Jones, mentions of Neal
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Peter knows Neal hasn't run. Or has he?
Disclaimer: White Collar, its characters and its settings belong to Jeff Eastin and USA Network. And, guys? Your characters are not only welcome, they're wonderful. I'm just borrowing, I promise.
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White Collar - "Places To Go And Secrets To Keep"
Title: Places To Go And Secrets To Keep
Author: TeeJay
Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Neal, Peter
Written for:
ariadnes_string as a response to the "Running Hot" multi-fandom fever comment fic meme
Prompt: Feverish Neal spills the beans
Would Like: Some time after the events of 3x01, Neal is ill/drugged/poisoned and in his delirious or simply kind of out-of-it state, he lets something slip about what he was really up in the episode. Peter hears (or overhears). What difference does it make that Peter knows?
I'm less interested in what Peter does with the information in the long term (though feel free to explore that) than I am in what difference it makes to Peter in the short term—looking after Neal, trying to get help for him. Does it change the way he treats Neal once he knows the truth? Feel free to make the scenario as mundane or as life-or-death as you wish.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Spoilers for everything leading up to and including 3x01 'On Guard'
Summary: When June asks Peter to keep watch of a fever-ridden Neal, the latter lets some info slip that he rather should have kept to himself and that gets him in a world of trouble.
Author's Note: Oh man, I'm doing it again. Seems like all I'm writing lately is Neal whump. But, well, it seems to be in great demand, so who am I to say no? He's also such an adorably easy whumpage target. Are two excuses enough to make it remotely okay?
This will obviously be AU-ish, with a pinch of added wishful thinking. Also, there's going to be unresolved angst. If you're a fan of happy endings, this probably isn't for you.
Tons of thanks to the trusty
rabidchild67 for the beta.
Disclaimer: White Collar, its characters and its settings belong to Jeff Eastin and USA Network. And, guys? Your characters are not only welcome, they're wonderful. I'm just borrowing, I promise.
( Places To Go And Secrets To Keep )
Author: TeeJay
Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Neal, Peter
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Prompt: Feverish Neal spills the beans
Would Like: Some time after the events of 3x01, Neal is ill/drugged/poisoned and in his delirious or simply kind of out-of-it state, he lets something slip about what he was really up in the episode. Peter hears (or overhears). What difference does it make that Peter knows?
I'm less interested in what Peter does with the information in the long term (though feel free to explore that) than I am in what difference it makes to Peter in the short term—looking after Neal, trying to get help for him. Does it change the way he treats Neal once he knows the truth? Feel free to make the scenario as mundane or as life-or-death as you wish.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Spoilers for everything leading up to and including 3x01 'On Guard'
Summary: When June asks Peter to keep watch of a fever-ridden Neal, the latter lets some info slip that he rather should have kept to himself and that gets him in a world of trouble.
Author's Note: Oh man, I'm doing it again. Seems like all I'm writing lately is Neal whump. But, well, it seems to be in great demand, so who am I to say no? He's also such an adorably easy whumpage target. Are two excuses enough to make it remotely okay?
This will obviously be AU-ish, with a pinch of added wishful thinking. Also, there's going to be unresolved angst. If you're a fan of happy endings, this probably isn't for you.
Tons of thanks to the trusty
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Disclaimer: White Collar, its characters and its settings belong to Jeff Eastin and USA Network. And, guys? Your characters are not only welcome, they're wonderful. I'm just borrowing, I promise.
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White Collar - "Downhill From There"
Title: Downhill From There
Author: TeeJay
Summary: A power outage hits the FBI building and traps Neal and Peter in the elevator. As if that wasn't bad enough, it turns out that Neal isn't feeling so great.
Written for:
anniehow as a response to the "Running Hot" multi-fandom fever comment fic meme
Prompt/Request: Jeff Eastin (writer) and Tim DeKay (actor) have expressed a wish to make an entire episode of Neal and Peter stuck in an elevator. I say hell yeah, but add that Neal isn't feeling all too well...
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Neal, Peter
Author's Note: I think the only way to see this actually happen on the actual show is if they were really low on money and needed to do a low-budget episode. Because these one-set-only episodes usually happen when there's no money for elaborate on-location shoots. Still, I think it could be interesting to see it on TV, even without the Neal whump. :-P
I imagine this to take place some time in season 2, definitely before the season 2 finale.
I owe the wonderful
rabidchild67 a big thanks for the beta.
Disclaimer: Bla bla Jeff Eastin, bla bla USA Network. Bla bla not mine, not making any money from this. Bla bla charactersshould be totally mine, especially Neal welcome.
( Downhill From There )
Author: TeeJay
Summary: A power outage hits the FBI building and traps Neal and Peter in the elevator. As if that wasn't bad enough, it turns out that Neal isn't feeling so great.
Written for:
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Prompt/Request: Jeff Eastin (writer) and Tim DeKay (actor) have expressed a wish to make an entire episode of Neal and Peter stuck in an elevator. I say hell yeah, but add that Neal isn't feeling all too well...
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Neal, Peter
Author's Note: I think the only way to see this actually happen on the actual show is if they were really low on money and needed to do a low-budget episode. Because these one-set-only episodes usually happen when there's no money for elaborate on-location shoots. Still, I think it could be interesting to see it on TV, even without the Neal whump. :-P
I imagine this to take place some time in season 2, definitely before the season 2 finale.
I owe the wonderful
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Disclaimer: Bla bla Jeff Eastin, bla bla USA Network. Bla bla not mine, not making any money from this. Bla bla characters
White Collar - "Classics Never Go Out Of Style"
Title: Classics Never Go Out Of Style
Author: TeeJay
whitecollar100 Prompt: #49 Tie
Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Neal, Mozzie
Word Count: 300
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Implied character death
Summary: Neal stares at the assortment of skinny ties draped over his unmade bed. He doesn't know, doesn't want to choose.
Author's Note: I imagine this to play in the same universe as my previous drabble, "The Element Of Surprise", so if you want to know what's going on, that drabble should give you a pretty good idea. And, yes, I'm still sorry.
Disclaimer: White Collar, its characters and its settings belong to Jeff Eastin and USA Network. And, guys? Your characters are not only welcome, they're wonderful. I'm just borrowing, I promise.
( Classics Never Go Out Of Style )
Author: TeeJay
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Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Neal, Mozzie
Word Count: 300
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Implied character death
Summary: Neal stares at the assortment of skinny ties draped over his unmade bed. He doesn't know, doesn't want to choose.
Author's Note: I imagine this to play in the same universe as my previous drabble, "The Element Of Surprise", so if you want to know what's going on, that drabble should give you a pretty good idea. And, yes, I'm still sorry.
Disclaimer: White Collar, its characters and its settings belong to Jeff Eastin and USA Network. And, guys? Your characters are not only welcome, they're wonderful. I'm just borrowing, I promise.
White Collar - "A Tale Of Two Cities"
Title: A Tale Of Two Cities
Author: TeeJay
whitecollar100 Prompt: #48 Tale
Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Neal, Peter
Word Count: 200
Rating: PG
Summary: Neal had always wanted to go to San Francisco.
Disclaimer: White Collar, its characters and its settings belong to Jeff Eastin and USA Network. And, guys? Your characters are not only welcome, they're wonderful. I'm just borrowing, I promise.
( A Tale Of Two Cities )
Author: TeeJay
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Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Neal, Peter
Word Count: 200
Rating: PG
Summary: Neal had always wanted to go to San Francisco.
Disclaimer: White Collar, its characters and its settings belong to Jeff Eastin and USA Network. And, guys? Your characters are not only welcome, they're wonderful. I'm just borrowing, I promise.
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White Collar - "5 Times Peter Burke Saw Neal Caffrey Cry"
Title: Five Times Peter Burke Saw Neal Caffrey Cry
Author: TeeJay
Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Peter, Neal (and a little bit of Elizabeth)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Spoilers for 1x14 'Out Of The Box'
Summary: I think the title says it all: Five times Peter saw Neal cry.
Author's Note: This is kinda dark and angsty. Every now and then, I need a McPunisher fic to purge all the dark, angsty thoughts from my mind and project them onto someone else. And Neal is such an easy target. That said, I am not sorry. ;o)
The fourth time was inspired by a particularly haunting scene from Prison Break in season one. You'll know which one if you've seen the show. And, geez, I made myself cry when writing the fifth time. *sniff*
An armful of kudos to the wonderful
rabidchild67 for the beta.
Disclaimer: White Collar, its characters and its settings belong to Jeff Eastin and USA Network. And, guys? Your characters are not only welcome, they're wonderful. I'm just borrowing, I promise.
( 5 Times Peter Saw Neal Cry )
Author: TeeJay
Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Peter, Neal (and a little bit of Elizabeth)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Spoilers for 1x14 'Out Of The Box'
Summary: I think the title says it all: Five times Peter saw Neal cry.
Author's Note: This is kinda dark and angsty. Every now and then, I need a McPunisher fic to purge all the dark, angsty thoughts from my mind and project them onto someone else. And Neal is such an easy target. That said, I am not sorry. ;o)
The fourth time was inspired by a particularly haunting scene from Prison Break in season one. You'll know which one if you've seen the show. And, geez, I made myself cry when writing the fifth time. *sniff*
An armful of kudos to the wonderful
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Disclaimer: White Collar, its characters and its settings belong to Jeff Eastin and USA Network. And, guys? Your characters are not only welcome, they're wonderful. I'm just borrowing, I promise.
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White Collar - "Scapegoat"
Title: Scapegoat
Author: TeeJay
Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Neal, Peter, Diana
Written for:
poorfenny for
collarcorner Prompt Fest Round 6
Prompt/Request: I would love a fic about trust issues, because I can't get enough! =)
Would like: Peter to doubt Neal. A crime has been committed, and Peter just knows that Neal is responsible. Except he isn't. When it is discovered that Neal really is innocent, Peter has already crossed lines/said something cruel or hurtful. I would like a happy ending, though.
Don't Want: Character death, permanent injury, or for their friendship to be irreparably damaged
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Minor spoilers for 1x12 'Bottlenecked' & 2x14 'Payback' and major spoilers for 2x16 'Under The Radar'
Summary: In the wake of the aftermath of the U-boat incident, a case of bond forgery points unmistakably at a certain convicted bond forger well known to the FBI.
( Author's Note and Technical Note )
Disclaimer: White Collar, its characters and its settings belong to Jeff Eastin and USA Network. And, guys? Your characters are not only welcome, they're wonderful. I'm just borrowing, I promise.
( Scapegoat )
Author: TeeJay
Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Neal, Peter, Diana
Written for:
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Prompt/Request: I would love a fic about trust issues, because I can't get enough! =)
Would like: Peter to doubt Neal. A crime has been committed, and Peter just knows that Neal is responsible. Except he isn't. When it is discovered that Neal really is innocent, Peter has already crossed lines/said something cruel or hurtful. I would like a happy ending, though.
Don't Want: Character death, permanent injury, or for their friendship to be irreparably damaged
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Minor spoilers for 1x12 'Bottlenecked' & 2x14 'Payback' and major spoilers for 2x16 'Under The Radar'
Summary: In the wake of the aftermath of the U-boat incident, a case of bond forgery points unmistakably at a certain convicted bond forger well known to the FBI.
( Author's Note and Technical Note )
Disclaimer: White Collar, its characters and its settings belong to Jeff Eastin and USA Network. And, guys? Your characters are not only welcome, they're wonderful. I'm just borrowing, I promise.
White Collar - "Guessing Games"
Title: Guessing Games
Author: TeeJay
whitecollar100 Prompt #47 Guess
Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Neal, Peter
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Summary: Peter doesn't know much about Neal's past, and Neal doesn't want to divulge.
Author's Note: Thank you to
nefhiriel for the inspiration that finally made me write this.
Disclaimer: White Collar, its characters and its settings belong to Jeff Eastin and USA Network. And, guys? Your characters are not only welcome, they're wonderful. I'm just borrowing, I promise.
( Guessing Games )
Author: TeeJay
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Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Neal, Peter
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Summary: Peter doesn't know much about Neal's past, and Neal doesn't want to divulge.
Author's Note: Thank you to
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Disclaimer: White Collar, its characters and its settings belong to Jeff Eastin and USA Network. And, guys? Your characters are not only welcome, they're wonderful. I'm just borrowing, I promise.
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White Collar - "Balancing Act"
Title: Balancing Act
Author: TeeJay
Summary: Neal gets a little unpredictable when running a high fever. And looking after him turns into a full-time job.
Written for:
rabidchild67 as a response to the "Running Hot" multi-fandom fever comment fic meme
Prompt/Request: White Collar, Peter/Neal/El or gen, any rating
Would Like: This is totally not at all based on something that actually happened to me: Neal is sick, high fever, but completely out of his wits, and runs El ragged as she's trying to keep him from doing stupid or dangerous stuff, i.e. feeding oatmeal to the houseplants, nearly falling off his balcony, etc. Looking for something lighter-hearted, but serious would be good too.
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Neal, Elizabeth (Peter eventually)
Author's Note: Finally I can write something especially for my ever so awesome and trusty beta-reader,
rabidchild67. I hope it lives up to what you had in mind.
A huge thanks goes out to
imbecamiel and
nefhiriel for agreeing to beta read this for me on such short notice.
Disclaimer: Bla bla Jeff Eastin, bla bla USA Network. Bla bla not mine, not making any money from this. Bla bla charactersshould be totally mine, especially Neal welcome.
( Balancing Act )
Author: TeeJay
Summary: Neal gets a little unpredictable when running a high fever. And looking after him turns into a full-time job.
Written for:
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Prompt/Request: White Collar, Peter/Neal/El or gen, any rating
Would Like: This is totally not at all based on something that actually happened to me: Neal is sick, high fever, but completely out of his wits, and runs El ragged as she's trying to keep him from doing stupid or dangerous stuff, i.e. feeding oatmeal to the houseplants, nearly falling off his balcony, etc. Looking for something lighter-hearted, but serious would be good too.
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Neal, Elizabeth (Peter eventually)
Author's Note: Finally I can write something especially for my ever so awesome and trusty beta-reader,
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A huge thanks goes out to
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White Collar - "Saving Chris Clayton"
Title: Saving Chris Clayton
Author: TeeJay
Summary: Neal's timing isn't all that impeccable when he comes down with the stomach flu during an important undercover assignment.
Written for:
kriadydragon as a response to the "Running Hot" multi-fandom fever comment fic meme
Prompt/Request: White Collar, Gen, Neal & whoever you like
Would Like: Neal gets incredibly sick while undercover, and the target of the undercover op is very, very dangerous. I would like the situation to be serious, lots of Peter worry and lots of nervous, uncertain, even scared Neal. And lots of comfort later on.
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Neal, Peter, Diana and some OMCs & OFCs
Author's Note: This comment fic meme is pushing my buttons like you wouldn't believe. Thank you,
ariadnes_string , for hosting it!
kriadydragon , I hope this is what you were looking for. I have a feeling it's a little less intense than you wanted, but I hope you'll like it anyway.
A big thanks to
rabidchild67 for the beta.
Disclaimer: Bla bla Jeff Eastin, bla bla USA Network. Bla bla not mine, not making any money from this. Bla bla charactersshould be totally mine, especially Neal welcome.
( Saving Chris Clayton )
Author: TeeJay
Summary: Neal's timing isn't all that impeccable when he comes down with the stomach flu during an important undercover assignment.
Written for:
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Prompt/Request: White Collar, Gen, Neal & whoever you like
Would Like: Neal gets incredibly sick while undercover, and the target of the undercover op is very, very dangerous. I would like the situation to be serious, lots of Peter worry and lots of nervous, uncertain, even scared Neal. And lots of comfort later on.
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Neal, Peter, Diana and some OMCs & OFCs
Author's Note: This comment fic meme is pushing my buttons like you wouldn't believe. Thank you,
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A big thanks to
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Disclaimer: Bla bla Jeff Eastin, bla bla USA Network. Bla bla not mine, not making any money from this. Bla bla characters
White Collar - "Too Close"
Title: Too Close
Author: TeeJay
whitecollar100 Prompt: #46 Rumor
Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Neal, OMC, Peter
Word Count: 300
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Neal has been in sticky situations before, but he's never come this close.
Author's Note: This was inspired by last week's CSI: NY episode. If you've seen it, you'll realize why. Prepare for some angst.
Disclaimer: White Collar, its characters and its settings belong to Jeff Eastin and USA Network. And, guys? Your characters are not only welcome, they're wonderful. I'm just borrowing, I promise.
( Too Close )
Author: TeeJay
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Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Neal, OMC, Peter
Word Count: 300
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Neal has been in sticky situations before, but he's never come this close.
Author's Note: This was inspired by last week's CSI: NY episode. If you've seen it, you'll realize why. Prepare for some angst.
Disclaimer: White Collar, its characters and its settings belong to Jeff Eastin and USA Network. And, guys? Your characters are not only welcome, they're wonderful. I'm just borrowing, I promise.
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White Collar - "Distracted When I Spike The Punch"
Title: Distracted When I Spike The Punch
Author: TeeJay
Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Neal, Peter, Elizabeth
Written for:
nefhiriel for
collarcorner Prompt Fest Round 6
( Prompt Stuff )
Rating: PG-13
Warning: You might not want to read this if you have a problem with medical squick. And, uhm, yes, there will be Neal!Whump.
Summary: A migraine, a reception, punch that was spiked. A potentially hazardous combination for some, certainly a dangerous combination for Neal Caffrey.
Author's Note: First off, I didn't read
kriadydragon's story before I wrote this one. (I've never even watched SGA, so...) Any similarities beyond the basic premise as given by
nefhiriel above are strictly coincidental.
The title of this story is a snippet from a Panic! At The Disco song that I happen to like very much. There's more Panic! At The Disco lyrics interspersed throughout the story, but they're not essential because this isn't strictly a songfic. (Also, thanks for making me listen to that album again, I had forgotten how much I liked it.)
So, yeah, another Neal!Whump story. I'm starting to feel a little self-conscious about this. The compulsion to put the poor man through physical ailments time and again is slightly disconcerting. But let's face it. I'm a Neal!Whump and h/c junkie, ain't no way denying that. And if I could, I would sincerely apologize to the man. And maybe this is my twisted, yet productive way of voodoo-dolling. (Maybe I'm overanalyzing this, too.)
I know squat about the American justice system, so I hope what I wrote isn't too bogus. I mean, I know, Google is your friend, but there's only so much time I wanna spend on nailbitingly boring law stuff.
Thanks go out to the amazingly fast, encouraging and awesome
rabidchild67 for the beta read.
Disclaimer: White Collar, its characters and its settings belong to Jeff Eastin and USA Network. And, guys? Your characters are not only welcome, they're wonderful. I'm just borrowing, I promise. ( Distracted When I Spike The Punch )
Author: TeeJay
Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Neal, Peter, Elizabeth
Written for:
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( Prompt Stuff )
Rating: PG-13
Warning: You might not want to read this if you have a problem with medical squick. And, uhm, yes, there will be Neal!Whump.
Summary: A migraine, a reception, punch that was spiked. A potentially hazardous combination for some, certainly a dangerous combination for Neal Caffrey.
Author's Note: First off, I didn't read
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The title of this story is a snippet from a Panic! At The Disco song that I happen to like very much. There's more Panic! At The Disco lyrics interspersed throughout the story, but they're not essential because this isn't strictly a songfic. (Also, thanks for making me listen to that album again, I had forgotten how much I liked it.)
So, yeah, another Neal!Whump story. I'm starting to feel a little self-conscious about this. The compulsion to put the poor man through physical ailments time and again is slightly disconcerting. But let's face it. I'm a Neal!Whump and h/c junkie, ain't no way denying that. And if I could, I would sincerely apologize to the man. And maybe this is my twisted, yet productive way of voodoo-dolling. (Maybe I'm overanalyzing this, too.)
I know squat about the American justice system, so I hope what I wrote isn't too bogus. I mean, I know, Google is your friend, but there's only so much time I wanna spend on nailbitingly boring law stuff.
Thanks go out to the amazingly fast, encouraging and awesome
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Disclaimer: White Collar, its characters and its settings belong to Jeff Eastin and USA Network. And, guys? Your characters are not only welcome, they're wonderful. I'm just borrowing, I promise.
White Collar - "Three Letters"
Title: Three Letters
Author: TeeJay
whitecollar100 Prompt: #45 Whisper
Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Neal, OMC
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG-13
Summary: He saw Barrowman mouth the three letters. It was then that Neal knew without a doubt it was time he took Peter's deal.
Author's Note: Yep, I'm back at the time Neal spent in prison between episodes 1x14 and 2x01. But don't worry, this time no Woobie!Neal for a change.
Disclaimer: White Collar, its characters and its settings belong to Jeff Eastin and USA Network. And, guys? Your characters are not only welcome, they're wonderful. I'm just borrowing, I promise.
( Three Letters )
Author: TeeJay
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Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Neal, OMC
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG-13
Summary: He saw Barrowman mouth the three letters. It was then that Neal knew without a doubt it was time he took Peter's deal.
Author's Note: Yep, I'm back at the time Neal spent in prison between episodes 1x14 and 2x01. But don't worry, this time no Woobie!Neal for a change.
Disclaimer: White Collar, its characters and its settings belong to Jeff Eastin and USA Network. And, guys? Your characters are not only welcome, they're wonderful. I'm just borrowing, I promise.
White Collar - "Copenhagen From The Water"
Title: Copenhagen From The Water
Author: TeeJay
whitecollar100 Prompt: Spring (seasonal prompt)
Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Neal, Alex
Word Count: 300
Rating: PG
Summary: Neal and Alex enjoy a lovely day in spring in Denmark's capital. Pre-series.
Author's Note: Yes, this is a shameless projection fic, because I took a trip to Copenhagen in April. I love the city. I've done the canal tour too. Twice (on different trips). I'd totally do it again. And the Lagkagehuset's Flødeboller are heavenly.
Disclaimer: White Collar, its characters and its settings belong to Jeff Eastin and USA Network. And, guys? Your characters are not only welcome, they're wonderful. I'm just borrowing, I promise.
( Copenhagen From The Water )
Author: TeeJay
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Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Neal, Alex
Word Count: 300
Rating: PG
Summary: Neal and Alex enjoy a lovely day in spring in Denmark's capital. Pre-series.
Author's Note: Yes, this is a shameless projection fic, because I took a trip to Copenhagen in April. I love the city. I've done the canal tour too. Twice (on different trips). I'd totally do it again. And the Lagkagehuset's Flødeboller are heavenly.
Disclaimer: White Collar, its characters and its settings belong to Jeff Eastin and USA Network. And, guys? Your characters are not only welcome, they're wonderful. I'm just borrowing, I promise.
( Copenhagen From The Water )
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White Collar - "The Racing Rats"
Title: The Racing Rats
Author: TeeJay
Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Peter, Neal
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Angst. Lots of it. Mild spoilers for 2x09 'Point Blank'
Summary: Peter didn't think Neal could run. Would run. Not while he was still wearing the anklet, and definitely not like this. (Songfic.)
Author's Note: This was written purely as Gen (because I'm simply not into slash at all), but I guess you can also read it with your slash goggles on. This should be a happy occasion for all the Neal/Peter shippers on my Flist, though it wasn't intended to be that.
That said, I should probably explain this:
mistressnoir posted on the [whitecollarfans] Yahoo mailing list that she was currently into the album "An End Has A Start" by The Editors, and that pretty much all the songs reminded her of White Collar. She challenged us to write a songfic. So I did. I must admit that their music isn't really my thing, but the lyrics of the song "The Racing Rats" struck a chord. Amy, I hope you like this, and I hope this is what you were thinking of.
This is set at an unspecified time after season two.
A big thank you goes out to
rabidchild67 for the beta.
Disclaimer: White Collar, its characters and its settings belong to Jeff Eastin and USA Network. And, guys? Your characters are not only welcome, they're wonderful. I'm just borrowing, I promise.
( The Racing Rats )
Author: TeeJay
Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Peter, Neal
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Angst. Lots of it. Mild spoilers for 2x09 'Point Blank'
Summary: Peter didn't think Neal could run. Would run. Not while he was still wearing the anklet, and definitely not like this. (Songfic.)
Author's Note: This was written purely as Gen (because I'm simply not into slash at all), but I guess you can also read it with your slash goggles on. This should be a happy occasion for all the Neal/Peter shippers on my Flist, though it wasn't intended to be that.
That said, I should probably explain this:
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This is set at an unspecified time after season two.
A big thank you goes out to
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Disclaimer: White Collar, its characters and its settings belong to Jeff Eastin and USA Network. And, guys? Your characters are not only welcome, they're wonderful. I'm just borrowing, I promise.
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White Collar - "The Secret Of Hubert Pretzelman"
Title: The Secret Of Hubert Pretzelman
Authors:
afiawri &
tj_teejay
Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Neal, Peter, Diana, Jones
Rating: PG
Summary: The cat is out of the bag. Neal Caffrey is really called Hubert Pretzelman. Now you'll get to find out why.
Author's Note: This is a follow-up to my drabble "Best Guarded Secret" (I strongly recommended to read it, otherwise this probably won't make sense). A few people asked me to also write Neal's 'explaining', and I couldn't resist. Most of the dialogue is
afiawri's original reponse to my challenge to write a drabble about Hubert Pretzelman. Of course I'm posting this with her permission. I guess this also kinda explains why Peter couldn't find any information about Neal from before his 18th birthday. And now... enjoy the story of Hubert Pretzelman.
Also, thanks for the quick beta-read,
afiawri!
Disclaimer: White Collar, its characters and its settings belong to Jeff Eastin and USA Network. And, guys? Your characters are not only welcome, they're wonderful. I'm just borrowing, I promise.
( The Secret Of Hubert Pretzelman )
Authors:
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Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Neal, Peter, Diana, Jones
Rating: PG
Summary: The cat is out of the bag. Neal Caffrey is really called Hubert Pretzelman. Now you'll get to find out why.
Author's Note: This is a follow-up to my drabble "Best Guarded Secret" (I strongly recommended to read it, otherwise this probably won't make sense). A few people asked me to also write Neal's 'explaining', and I couldn't resist. Most of the dialogue is
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Also, thanks for the quick beta-read,
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Disclaimer: White Collar, its characters and its settings belong to Jeff Eastin and USA Network. And, guys? Your characters are not only welcome, they're wonderful. I'm just borrowing, I promise.
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White Collar - "Off Target"
Title: Off Target
Author: TeeJay
Summary: Peter fired one more shot and another perp went down, then— His name. Hold on. Why would the perps call his name? No no no! This couldn't be. He'd told Neal to wait in the van!
Characters: Peter, Neal (plus some Elizabeth, Mozzie, Diana and Jones)
Written for:
kanarek13 for the
collarcorner Prompt Fest #3
Prompt/Request: What could possibly go wrong? (during a stakeout)
During a stakeout all hell breaks loose and Peter is forced to leave the van and help other agents. He tells Neal to stay put and not leave the van under any circumstances, but Neal is really worried about his partner and goes after Peter eventually. There's chaos outside, shots are being fired and Peter mistakes Neal for one of the bad guys and accidentally shoots him.
Would Like: Major angst trip, Peter being scared out of his mind, holding bleeding Neal in his arms while waiting for the EMTs to arrive, apologizing, trying to keep him awake. Bonus cookies for Neal eventually losing consciousness.
Don't Want: Neal dying. Peter's guilt trip to be long-lasting, as soon as Neal is awake, they should talk it out and realize that it was just a freak accident and it wasn't just Peter's fault.
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Gen
Warnings: There will be angst, whump and blood. 'Nuff said.
Author's Note: ( some more explanations here )
Also, thank you,
rabidchild67, for the beta. You rock.
Disclaimer: Bla bla Jeff Eastin, bla bla USA Network. Bla bla not mine, not making any money from this. Bla bla charactersshould be totally mine, especially Neal welcome.
( Off Target )
Author: TeeJay
Summary: Peter fired one more shot and another perp went down, then— His name. Hold on. Why would the perps call his name? No no no! This couldn't be. He'd told Neal to wait in the van!
Characters: Peter, Neal (plus some Elizabeth, Mozzie, Diana and Jones)
Written for:
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Prompt/Request: What could possibly go wrong? (during a stakeout)
During a stakeout all hell breaks loose and Peter is forced to leave the van and help other agents. He tells Neal to stay put and not leave the van under any circumstances, but Neal is really worried about his partner and goes after Peter eventually. There's chaos outside, shots are being fired and Peter mistakes Neal for one of the bad guys and accidentally shoots him.
Would Like: Major angst trip, Peter being scared out of his mind, holding bleeding Neal in his arms while waiting for the EMTs to arrive, apologizing, trying to keep him awake. Bonus cookies for Neal eventually losing consciousness.
Don't Want: Neal dying. Peter's guilt trip to be long-lasting, as soon as Neal is awake, they should talk it out and realize that it was just a freak accident and it wasn't just Peter's fault.
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Gen
Warnings: There will be angst, whump and blood. 'Nuff said.
Author's Note: ( some more explanations here )
Also, thank you,
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Disclaimer: Bla bla Jeff Eastin, bla bla USA Network. Bla bla not mine, not making any money from this. Bla bla characters
White Collar - "Best Guarded Secret"
Title: Best Guarded Secret
Author: TeeJay
whitecollar100 Prompt: #44 Secret
Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Peter, OFC, OMC x2
Word Count: 300
Rating: PG
Summary: It was probably his best guarded secret, and now they knew. It was going to be a nightmare.
Author's Note: This is kind of an inside joke between
afiawri and me. And for some strange reason, I still wanna break out in giggles.
Disclaimer: White Collar, its characters and its settings belong to Jeff Eastin and USA Network. And, guys? Your characters are not only welcome, they're wonderful. I'm just borrowing, I promise.
( Best Guarded Secret )
Author: TeeJay
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Genre: Gen
Characters/Pairings: Peter, OFC, OMC x2
Word Count: 300
Rating: PG
Summary: It was probably his best guarded secret, and now they knew. It was going to be a nightmare.
Author's Note: This is kind of an inside joke between
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Disclaimer: White Collar, its characters and its settings belong to Jeff Eastin and USA Network. And, guys? Your characters are not only welcome, they're wonderful. I'm just borrowing, I promise.